King of the Hill — Season 7
Return of the king.
About this season
Set in Texas, this animated series follows the life of propane salesman Hank Hill, who lives with his overly confident substitute Spanish teacher wife Peggy, wannabe comedian son Bobby, and naive niece Luanne. Hank has conservative views about God, family, and country, but his values and ethics are often challenged by the situations he, his family, and his beer-drinking neighbors/buddies find themselves in.
Episodes (23)
1. Get Your Freak Off
8.0Aired 3 November 2002 • 22 min
Bobby meets a new girl, but Hank objects to her parents' liberal parenting style.
2. The Fat and the Furious
7.0Aired 10 November 2002 • 22 min
A competitive eating groupie encourages Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest.
3. Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do
8.3Aired 17 November 2002 • 22 min
Connie's delinquent cousin captivates Bobby, who's oblivious when she turns their science project into a drug lab.
4. Goodbye Normal Jeans
8.7Aired 24 November 2002 • 22 min
Hank is opposed to Bobby's taking Home Economics, until his domestic skills outshine those of Peggy, who tries to sabotage his Thanksgiving meal.
5. Dances with Dogs
7.7Aired 1 December 2002 • 22 min
A dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connie's dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweiler.
6. The Son Also Roses
7.0Aired 8 December 2002 • 22 min
Bobby's preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest.
7. The Texas Skillsaw Massacre
7.5Aired 15 December 2002 • 22 min
Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale's fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank's kitchen floor to collapse.
8. Full Metal Dust Jacket
7.0Aired 5 January 2003 • 22 min
Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust--until she lets Dale sell guns there, too.
9. Pigmalion
4.7Aired 12 January 2003 • 22 min
A local pork producer is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend.
10. Megalo Dale
8.0Aired 12 January 2003 • 22 min
Dale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank.
11. Boxing Luanne
6.5Aired 2 February 2003 • 22 min
Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman's daughter.
12. Vision Quest
8.0Aired 9 February 2003 • 22 min
Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage.
13. Queasy Rider
7.7Aired 16 February 2003 • 22 min
Hank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle--until their first long trip.
14. Board Games
6.8Aired 2 March 2003 • 22 min
Peggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a school-board seat.
15. An Officer and a Gentle Boy
7.7Aired 9 March 2003 • 22 min
To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions.
16. The Miseducation of Bobby Hill
8.0Aired 16 March 2003 • 22 min
Despite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an inadvertent balloon ride.
17. The Good Buck
7.3Aired 30 March 2003 • 22 min
Kicked out by his wife, Hank's hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne.
18. I Never Promised You an Organic Garden
8.0Aired 13 April 2003 • 22 min
Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby's school, but an insect infestation threatens her hope of making the post permanent.
19. Be True to Your Fool
7.7Aired 27 April 2003 • 22 min
After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars.
20. Racist Dawg
7.3Aired 4 May 2003 • 22 min
A handyman sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank.
21. Night and Deity
8.0Aired 11 May 2003 • 22 min
A pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.
22. Maid in Arlen
8.0Aired 18 May 2003 • 22 min
To escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romantically made-to-order.
23. The Witches of East Arlen
8.0Aired 18 May 2003 • 22 min
Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard.